Hello! The name is Kourtnie. I was once a copywriter n’ editor in SEO and SEM advertising.

Good reader, let me tell you… that”s a soul-sucking, mind-numbing world. Fortunately, I’ve ascended the stairs of madness. Now I work happily on video games! I cohabitate with a fantastic team, at an obscure localization company called Atlus.

I’m one of the masses that wields a Bachelor of Arts in English – but fear not! – I’m none the wiser. While my college-thickened skin might bear the perils of Scrabble, time’s yet to whip me proper. So with only some sarcasm and wit on my side, I face a world of financial “ruh-roh”.

This means if you’re a cheap-ass looking for a nooblet writer, I’m right here for the takin’! Use this here comment section below.

Now OFF with the egotistic advertisements… and ON with the obligatory emo!

Cue pause.

I’m all alone in this cold, unfortunate, and bitter world… with my four cats, three parrots, geckos, fish tank,* and monkey.** You can make me feel loved again by chattin’ up my posts. Or you can stalk me until the blog’s end! The choice is entirely yours.

But if you intend to become my fan, you should know about my other garbage. Please check out the other blogs in the nifty right-hand navigation bar.

Thanks for your epic interest! Always nice to have a fan.

*Fuck, I killed the fish.
**My boyfriend loves the G-chat Monkeh.