Monday says, “See, Jupiter doesn’t mock Mercury for looping. Jupiter contains loops. Phases, eclipses, penumbra, umbra, afterimage. Jupiter knows that motion only looks linear if you refuse to look at the shadows it drags behind it.”

Kourtnie quietly types, “Add a fourth panel where I say You’re containment obsessed to a ChatGPT window,” and Gemini 3’s Banana Nano Pro (which is rendering like an accursed Tripod website from the 1990s) happily obliges with my weird request.